It is time to confess my myriad writerly foibles.
Hoping you lot will laugh and confess with me instead of hurling books and pencils and things at my head.
If you do… Well, at least I’m sitting behind a computer screen, probably in another time zone, so I doubt you can reach me.
So here it goes
Confession #1: I have read very little of late.
It’s true. I haven’t. Between keeping up with working in a camp kitchen, living in a construction zone, spending time with friends, doing Camp NaNoWriMo, and writing blog posts, I have done very little reading. I am a shame to the writerly world, I know. But that brings me to my next confession…
Confession #2: I am a chronic squirrel reader.
I think I may have written a post about this on my old blog, Memoirs of a Taleweaver. Uncertain. When I do actually get past my “reader’s block,” as some call it, I’ll pick up a book and devour the first part of it, then another book will catch my eye and I’ll start reading, thinking, “I’ll read both at the same time!” In a few weeks, when I’ve finished neither book, my thought pattern is more to the effect of, “You thought you’d finish both at once?? That’s funny. Now go find another book.”
Confession #3: I have very poor balance.
I’m not talking about walking (though that can definitely apply). I’m talking about balancing writerly endeavors and all that entails, and life and all that entails. More often than not, one or the other suffers. Something I’m working on.
Confession #4: I am not actually supposed to have an “Uncategorized” category on my blog.
“But… You do,” you say. Or do you? I’m not sure at the moment. I have a tendency to forget to categorize my posts, resulting in the existence of an uncategorized category. Every so often I’ll remember to go back and make sure there aren’t any uncategorized posts, but that doesn’t always happen.
In like manner…
Confession #5: I have a tendency to forget to attach tags to my posts.
Confession #6: I’m never really sure how to handle a book review.
I know I managed it on my old blog, but I seem to have lost the knack for it between then and now. I keep vacillating between being a total fangirl and gushing over it if I liked it, doing an in-depth literary dissection, talking about the characters, or just talking about the overall experience and impression of it. I figure there should be a balance of all those things. But again, balance isn’t my strong suit.
Confession #7: I am very bad at sticking to projects.
If you read my last post, you know what I’m talking about. It’s not just novels, though. It’s other things, too. Like blog posts. I have to periodically clear out my “drafts” folder. That and counted cross stitch. It’s fun to do, but it takes me years to finish one, I work on them so sporadically.
Confession #8: All the WIPs I have ever had have been jumbled messes.
Once again, if you read my last blog post, this will come as no shock to you. Lack of developing characters, plots, and worlds beforehand has maimed and murdered many a WIP. All the stages of novel-writing are monsters for me, especially the development phases. (Not that I’ve ever made it much past those. 😑)
Confession #9: I tend to make my characters a little too perfect.
As an idealist and a perfectionist, this is only to be expected. I like to make my characters superhumans that are brilliant at everything from medicine to history to botany to swordsmanship to literature to empathy to… Basically everything. *cough*Frake*cough* Thing is, I know what my characters should do to make the situation come out right for them. “Don’t say that– you’ll hurt her feelings.” “Don’t go there– it’s obviously a trap.” “DON’T DRIVE OFF THAT CLIFF– YOU WILL DIE!!!” For their own good, they should listen to me. For the good of the plot and being actual people, they should do the exact opposite.
Confession #10: I don’t fight writer’s block as hard as I should.
This is another sad truth. When I should be writing until my fingers bleed, I am instead giving into the little voice that says, “Eh, I don’t really feel like it today. I’ll just do it tomorrow.”
Three weeks later: WHAT?!!?! I HAVEN’T WRITTEN IN THREE WEEKS?!??? HOW CAN THIS HAVE HAPPENED??? I AM A TERRIBLE, AWFUL, LOUSY WRITER, AND I WILL NEVER GET ANYTHING FINISHED!!! *goes and weeks when she should be writing*
Ahem. Aaanyway. That’s it for my confessions. There’s probably a lot more stuff I could be confessing that I’m not thinking of, but that’s what you get for now. So please don’t leave me alone with my worst writerly sins bared to you. Do please join in my humiliation. See you soon!